A Warning of Caution

Do you ever find yourself wishing to stare at the sun? When I say stare, I'm talking about looking at it while making sounds of a death beam in your head knowing full well the sound absolutely makes a difference. Of course as with any evil action involving death beams, there is always a rather negative consequence that follows. In Star Wars, Luke by honestly shit luck gets a torpedo down a hole and blows up the Death Star. In life, our eyeballs just start bleeding uncontrollably with no hope of a clot as we've beamed that possibility to literal death.

As the story about the guy waiting to watch a sunset whose watermelon has been conquered by ants and view is completely blocked by a freak stalled zeppelin has already been told we can only say that he is the luckiest man in the world for we all no that if that zeppelin had stalled anywhere else, the man right now would be quite drained out having bled himself to death.

So its now the New Year, meaning pretty much another year which was new is now already used and put in the recycling to come back around 2020 ish. The holidays have been mostly pretty great except for the terrible two days after Christmas day in which I found myself at the vet with my dog petting her for the final time as they put her down. Lung cancer is a most terrible thing found in all species of the planet we call home and I can only be very depressed to say this rather awful trouble took my dog away from me. Still the only good thing I suppose was that is was fast and hopefully not super painful. She will be most surely missed as her memories will always continually live on in my mind.

Cheers to all, happy belated year

Don't risk your eyes, it's not worth it.